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EVO Central Logistics is the main center for EVO's various holdings. It is almost entirely staffed by people with titles including the word Director or President. It's not uncommon for a meeting in this building to have several people who cannot figure out who outranks whom due to the complexity of the org chart between the hundreds of represented subsidiaries and then inflation of titles.
 
EVO Central Logistics is the main center for EVO's various holdings. It is almost entirely staffed by people with titles including the word Director or President. It's not uncommon for a meeting in this building to have several people who cannot figure out who outranks whom due to the complexity of the org chart between the hundreds of represented subsidiaries and then inflation of titles.
  
This building does not contain offices, instead having over 350 board rooms, each named for a different animal, and a massive room of sensory deprivation tanks in basement, designed to hydrate, feed, and clean the occupant. Lower level executives have been knows to live in these tanks for upwards of a week, attending meetings and briefings around the world and across timezones.
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This building does not contain offices, instead having over 350 board rooms, each named for a different animal, and a massive room of sensory deprivation tanks in the basement, designed to hydrate, feed, and clean the occupant. Lower level executives have been knows to live in these tanks for upwards of a week, attending meetings and briefings around the world and across timezones.

Latest revision as of 08:23, 19 March 2023

EVO Central Logistics is the main center for EVO's various holdings. It is almost entirely staffed by people with titles including the word Director or President. It's not uncommon for a meeting in this building to have several people who cannot figure out who outranks whom due to the complexity of the org chart between the hundreds of represented subsidiaries and then inflation of titles.

This building does not contain offices, instead having over 350 board rooms, each named for a different animal, and a massive room of sensory deprivation tanks in the basement, designed to hydrate, feed, and clean the occupant. Lower level executives have been knows to live in these tanks for upwards of a week, attending meetings and briefings around the world and across timezones.