Steal a rare racing unicorn from a monstrous truck with a missile launcher.
Turns out fixing a race for the Italian mob - without pissing off the Ancients - is harder than it seems. Needing to steal a high end racing unicorn from an off road truck - designed by a large gang to protect it seems pretty hard. Add in a group of eco-terrorists who are attempting to liberate the captive unicorn, and giant eagle, larger than a horse!
Our... heroes? ... handled it with aplomb, destroyed a small portion of the forest (ecology and all that), and, managed to get the unicorn back from the hippies who stole it.
The Ancients have even decided to blame the independent commune that has been destroyed...
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